president had with an unnamed source. According to the transcripts, the vice president went on to say, “Illegal aliens are just another of the myriad ways the administration is helping business to rebuild America. For example, just look at how much money corporations have saved by outsourcing jobs to India and China. It’s been an incredible boon. Most corporate execs have tripled their offshore bank accounts. But it wasn’t enough. We had to increase in-sourcing also. Now we have more balance. This administration, as exemplified by our great leader, G. W. Bush, has worked very hard to bring more balance into America. In-sourcing and outsourcing are a real economic wonder for the balance sheets of America’s top corporate kingdoms.”
  The vice-president continued his remarks, wistfully saying, “But there’s nothing like a war to make the upper class more upper. This Iraq war is incredible. We are spending a billion dollars a day, more than any other war we ever had. That’s real economic progress. We’re just hoping that we can keep it going”. Mr Cheney sighed and said, “ We proved how wonderful war was in the forties. World War II took us right out of the depression and launched us

into the cold war that finally got hot in Viet Nam. What a beautiful war!”, he said, reminiscent of Robert Duvall in “Apocalypse Now”. “I love the smell of money in the morning. I love it in the evening. I love it all the time.”
    Mr Cheney continued, “That war went full tilt almost ten years. First the democrats, then the republicans. We reached across the aisle to keep it going. If Nixon didn’t get into so much trouble, we’d still be there. Wouldn’t have ever needed Iraq. But G. W. And I are a whole lot smarter than Nixon ever was. We passed the Patriot Act. If Nixon came up with that, my God! He would have become emperor . . . ”
   At this point, there was an eighteen minute gap in the tape from which the transcript was made and many comments lost. The last statements, however, were preserved. The vice president ended by saying, “So you see how important these illegal aliens are to the future of America. It just boils down to this, What’s good for business is good for America. And illegal aliens are good for business. End of story.”
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